South Park Season 3 : In ‘Rainforest Schmainforest’, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny visit the rainforests of Costa Rica on the ‘Getting Gay with Kids’ choir tour (listen out for a guest appearance by ‘Friends’ star Jennifer Aniston). ‘Spontaneous Combustion’ sees Stan’s dad struggling to find a solution to the spontaneous combustion being experienced by people who hold their farts in out of politeness. In ‘Succubus’, the boys attempt to save Chef from a life of bliss with a life-draining succubus in female form. ‘Tweek vs Craig’ sees the boys splitting into rival camps in a playground debate over who is the hardest – Tweek or Craig? In ‘Jakovasaurs’, the town becomes over-run by incredibly stupid and annoying prehistoric creatures who breed at an exponential rate. A plan is hatched to get rid of the visitors, with Cartman’s voice the only one raised in protest (he likes them, you see). In ‘Sexual Harassment Panda’, an encounter with an educational panda results in a spate of sexual harrasment lawsuits being filed in the town of South Park. ‘Cat Orgy’ sees Cartman left to the mercy of Stan’s older sister Shelly when she babysits for him… and just what is wrong with Cartman’s cat? In ‘Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub’, Mr Mackey’s ‘Meteor Shower Party’ sees Stan and Kyle’s fathers indulging their homo-erotic fantasies in the hot tub. ‘Jewbilee’ shows how Kyle and Kenny help thwart a plan to destroy the mighty prophet Moses at the Jewish scout camp. In ‘Chinpoko Mon’, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny fall prey to the latest Japanese craze. ‘Starvin’ Marvin in Space’ sees the boys reunited with their Ethiopian friend Marvin, who is looking for a new home. In ‘Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery’, South Park receives a Halloween visit from rock band Korn in an episode strangely reminiscent of ‘Scooby-Doo!’. ‘Hooked on Monkey-Fonics’ sees the boys’ attempts to win the Spelling Bee put in the shade when the contest is won by a pair of home-schoolers. All of which gives Cartman a really cool idea; ‘Screw you guys – I’m going home-school.’ In ‘The Red Badge of Gayness’, Cartman takes over a Civil War reconstruction in order to ensure that this time round the South wins. ‘Mr Hankey’s Christmas Classics’ sees everyone’s favourite piece of excrement hosting a festive musical special. In ‘Are You There God? It’s Jesus’, Christ decides to put on a special Millennium show for his straying flock. But will anyone really be impressed by wheelchair-bound rocker Rod Stewart repeatedly poohing his pants live on stage? ‘The Brown Noise’ sees Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny hatching a plot to gain revenge on some cool New York rivals at the world’s biggest ever recorder concert, while Mr Garrison visits his estranged to father to discover why he was never sexually abused as a child.
South Park Season 3 Episode 17 : The children of South Park are practicing “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” for the “4 Million Child Blow,” sponsored by Yoko Ono. Mr. Garrison doesn’t want to go because his father still lives there. At the concert Stan and Kyle try to figure out a way to “out […]
South Park Season 3 Episode 16 : Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass. Dr. Mephisto gives Stan some hormones and he takes the entire bottle. Stan gets facial hair, boobs and his voice starts changing. People are waiting outside of Jesus’ home to see what […]
South Park Season 3 Episode 15 : Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD “Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics.” The boys and all of the other South Park characters sing their own songs for the Holidays and realize that Christmas is all about the presents.
South Park Season 3 Episode 14 : South Park’s Civil War reenactment, sponsored by “Jagerminz S’More Flavored Schnapps,” gets out of hand. Cartman persuades the drunken lot to defeat the northerners so that he can win a bet with Kyle and Stan that will make them his slaves for one month.
South Park Season 3 Episode 13 : Starvin’ Marvin finds an alien ship and begins searching out a new home for his people. The government interrogates the boys to find out about Marvin and direct them to Sally Struthers. Marvin stops in South Park to pick up the boys and take them to the planet […]
South Park Season 3 Episode 12 : Mrs. Cartman is about to give Eric a present. Of course Eric is hoping it will be some kind of toy, but it ends up being Hooked On Monkey Phonics to help him win the big South Park Annual Spelling Bee. Kyle finds Rebecca Cutswald to be quite […]
South Park Season 3 Episode 11 : The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japan’s #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover that the Chinpokomon are designed to brainwash them into bombing Pearl Harbor. The parents band together to stop […]
South Park Season 3 Episode 10 : Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween gig and learns of the boys problems with the 5th graders at South Park Elementary. Korn agrees to help the boys get revenge on the mean 5th graders all in a spooky Scooby Doo rip off!
South Park Season 3 Episode 9 : Kyle invites Kenny to join him at Jewbilee, a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids. His parents are going to attend Mr. Mackey’s party. At camp, Ike is sent to join the little group called “Squirts.” Kyle and Kenny, join the scouts, where they concentrate on soap sculptures. […]
South Park Season 3 Episode 8 : Stan’s parents bring him to Mr. Mackey’s party, but he gets sent down to the basement to be with the lame kids. Kyle and Stan’s fathers experiment with their homosexual tendencies. The ATF is convinced that the meteor shower party is actually a gathering of a religious cult […]
South Park Season 3 Episode 7 : Shelly Marsh is babysitting Cartman. Shelly invites her boyfriend over and he in turn invites his band. Cartman has to prove that Shelly has violated the rules. Meanwhile, the Cartman’s cat is in heat, searches for a good time and invites all the cats in the neighborhood back […]
South Park Season 3 Episode 6 : Sexual Harassment Panda visits Mr. Garrison’s class. Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment and Kyle’s dad is getting rich. The boys go in search of “Sexual Harassment Panda” to stop the insanity. They find him at “The Island of Misfit Mascots Commune” and convince him to change his […]
South Park Season 3 Episode 5 : The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig. Kenny is delighted in safely taking the Home Economics course. When the big fight arrives, the combatants don’t know what to do; so Jimbo and Ned teach Tweek boxing and Cartman has Craig […]
South Park Season 3 Episode 4 : The boys discover a live prehistoric Jakovasaur while camping on Stark’s Pond. The government and the citizens of South Park are interested in trying to help keep this endangered species alive, until they all realize how annoying the Jakovasaurs really are. The only one who really enjoys them […]
South Park Season 3 Episode 3 : Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from the clutches of the Succubus that he is going to marry. Meanwhile, Cartman deals with his eye problems and the optometrist he doesn’t like. Chef’s Mama and Papa appear for the first time.
South Park Season 3 Episode 2 : Kenny spontaneously combusts. The mayor asks Randy Marsh to find a solution. The boys try to help Kyle’s dad to get an erection. One way they think they can help is by performing the Stations of the Cross at church crucifying Cartman and waiting three days for his […]
South Park Season 3 Episode 1 : Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the “Getting Gay With Kids” choir. The choir is going to Costa Rica to help save the rainforest. While on a tour of the rainforest the choir group gets lost when a snake kills their guide. They soon […]